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LOLX!!!!!! jus saw this on the internet.. tak a look >>
Smartie old lady-
Never underestimate the little old Lady.....
A little old lady went into the Bank ofCanada one day.
Carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must speakwith the president of the bank to open a savings account because,
"It's alotof money!"
After much hemming and hawing,
the bankstaff finally ushered her into the president's office
(the customer is always right!)
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash,
so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around.
"Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets?Whatkind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example,I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said,
"Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved,
may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from side to side,
again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning,
at precisely 10:00am,
the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office.
She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president did.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money,
so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.
The President asked the old lady,
"What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him$100,000 that at 10:00AM today,
I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
The origination of this letter is unknown.
@ 5:55 PM
gotten back results le!!!!!
as usual, there's bad news cum gd news
i pass my eng!!!!
wahahaha...
but still not vry gd lahx..
kind of sad wif my sci too...
if onli i put in more effort..
my best sub lehx!
now fr A1 drop til B4..
suan liao
its over anyway
den my math!!
wahahahahaah!!!
damn satisfied!!
gotten A1 for it!! =D!
but den sianx.. geo..
my worst sub..
i fail!!.. as usual o.o?
anyway fail by 1 mark sia!!!
almost can pass it..
aiya..
don care liao lahx..
jus hope tt position don drop so much can le..
@ 4:36 PM
wahahahahah!
today went shoppin!!!!!!
wif frosty xiao mei mei n robin!
xiao mei mei bought a new shirt at bugis edge n she look gd in it =D!
nex time mus br her buy more such stuff ^^
n den we went fr bugis to jp to look for my shoes cos there got more shop
n xiao mei mei totally cant resist the temptation of BALLOONS (--)....
how old liao HUH? still wan balloon!..
aiya.. cannot blame her oso hor.. she xiao mei mei lehx..
mus ti liang ti liang..
anyway at the shoe shop,
there was this 2 pair of shoes which i had my eyes on
n i totally cant decide it!
one has got this blue army pattern look
n the other one got this dirty green army pattern look
i was lik "hey the blue one was so nice, i lik the green one oso!!"
"ahhhrrr!!! i cant decide!!!!"
"k wat bout lets flick coin n let fate decide it? o.o"
"head will be the blue one and tail will be the green one"
it turn out to be tail n obviously i cant bear to leave the blue one
so i tell xiao mei mei to flick for me
its tail again
den i bu fu,
its tail..AGAIN
den i still cant bear to leave the blue one
so i "mini myni mini mo, which one shld i buy?"
n it turn out to be the green one AGAIN!
so i still cant accept fate n i mini myni mini mo again
n its still the green onE!
so i ask the shop owner if i could tak one of each xD!!
haha...
den xiao mei mei say green one better cos it got the punk or wat so ever look even far away fr view
but the blue one will onli look blue fr a far
n so i sort of got "enlighten" n i turn to accept my fate! xD!
anyway after buyin my oh so nice shoe,
we turn n head towards SASA
to buy xiao mei mei's nail polish!
believe it,she has weird taste..
she wanted black nails
okie... maybe tt wasnt so bad, its quite cool anyway
but den she say she wanted mascara!
its not tt bad but den she said she wan to lik sort of cry n let the whole ting smeared onto her face n she wanted to tak photos of it!!!
weird huh?
n she nv tried make up b4 so when we pull her go try,
she was lik "OH MY GOD! WAT DID U DOOO TOO MY FACE!!??!??!!
but anyway she look gd on lip gloss ^^
n we planned tue go robin hse n i lent her my make up =D
so i will be helpin to cut her fringe, help paint her nails n help her put make up (^^)
anyway guys, go check out frosty (hilda) 's blog n kenny's blog!! >.< class="date">
@ 9:36 PM
hey guys!
tata~ i m back, i m back!
as promised =D!
wahahaha..
i hav been away for lik.. a mth?
lolx.. oh well, \/\/atever.. i m jus back wif my crappily bullshit.. erm.. crap?
anyway SO LONG to my past complicated n the of cos vry nice template edited by me..
cos no matter how i re-edited it, it still wont work T-T... so me deleted my blog..
i create a new one which obviously is this lahx and the url of cos i don wanna change it.
this skin is much simpler den the one in the past..is it? or maybe no? o.o~
lolx. anyway the layout i don wanna re-edit it again =D..
b'cos:
1st, i wan to avoid the idiotic html mistakes again T-T.. lik wat u see on my past spoiled blog or maybe its b'cos my blog was hacked?
2nd as expected, me of cos is lazy lahx..
3rd, i m totally pissed off the last time i edited my blog n in the end still didnt work so.. i don wan get fed up again? ya.. sort of.. anyway end of yr exam is oso over le.. jus hope tt i don flunk it lik wat i did for my mid yr.. oh well, i don care cos its OVER! finally finished! its O.V.E.R, OVER!!! okie, fine, watever.. lolx? =P
last but not least i totally bu shuang yi an and i cant bear wif it anymore! i wanna rite it all down in my shitty blog!! wahahaha! (pls refer to nex paragragh)
YI AN HAS THE SKIN COLOR OF SHIT
the sight of her makes me puke
she's a big fat shitty lier who treat frens as slave
she betray ppl hu trusted n treasure her frenship
*obvously i'm tryin my best not to use vulgur cos sooner or later i noe i definitely will, especialy to such f**ckin hell shit lesbian.. oppx?*
haix.. but too bad, look at u now.. a frenless lesbian/ bisexual wif tons of enemies ready to hack u any min..
awwww... so sad, ya so ppaatthheettiicc.. huh!
i don normally see ppl bu shuang, especially ppl whom i m not close to, but now, look!
even I, hu was not a single bit close to her, HATE her, so now how gd can she get?
she's jus a totally anti-social sickenin old freaky downright homosexual hag who's oso a bitch tt bark wif a mouthful of toxic bad breath which definitely result in instant death..
oppx, wait a sec, did i jus say bitch?
oh, tts so bad of me.. how could i 4got?
she's WORST den a dog.. or could i say worst den shit!
even shit can be used to fertilise plants, but look at u?
ya such a lowly cowardy worst den dog chee bai kia! not to 4get she has a worst den shit skin colour wif tons of pimples on it too.
aww.. i felt so sry bout u cos ur outside sux n ur inside sux even more! =D!
the sight of u totally disgusted me, ur attitude face, thick sausage lips, worst den shit skin colour and ur washin board body, ewww.. *vomit*
btw u noe y i don feel bad writing bout this?
cos ya hate me too! ha! too bad even if u hate me, u still hav tons of ppl hatin u or could i jus say u hav no frens?
@ 6:51 PM