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nowadays lazy to blog so put some funny stories for ur to c c lorx... =X

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Airborne

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane
started to go down. Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the
passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately there were only
three parachutes remaining.


The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I
save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.


The lawyer then said, "I'm the
smartest man in the world, I deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute
and jumped.


The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.
Take the last parachute and live in peace".


The little boy handed the
parachute back to the priest and said "Not to worry, Father. The
smartest man in the world just jumped out with my back pack."

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A Rose By Any Other Name...

A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by
endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love,
Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

He was impressed since the couple had
been married almost 70 years, and while the
wife was off in the kitchen he said to his
buddy, "I think it's wonderful that after all the
years you've been married, you still call your
wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. " To tell you the
truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."

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A Bad Day

This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been
sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver
steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. I
can't do anything right. I overslept, and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me."

"When I went to the parking lot,I found my car was stolen and I
have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was left in the cab."

"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I came to the bar and was thinking about putting an end to my
life,and then you show up and drink the darn poison."

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summer left at 9.29pm

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yo! here some jokes to brighten up ur day.

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Idiots

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said
the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see
you standing up there all by yourself."

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Oops!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was
speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain..."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say...,"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and
said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's
wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom."

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Cheap Perfume

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his
wife a little gift.


How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.


She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.


"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for
$30.00.


"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.


Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.


"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."


So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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summer left at 7.50pm

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i saw dis vry inspirin poem on the net so tot of postin it n share it...

CARRY ON

At times when you feel troubled –
When your happiness is gone –
Look to the heart within you
for the strength to carry on.

In your heart you will find special virtues
Such as faith and hope and love.
These gifts have been sent down to you
from a power up above.

It is faith that keeps the soul searching
for the joy the heart hopes for.
It is love that heals the spirit
making it stronger than before.

And if your heart be broken –
if your strength should fade away –
the power of these virtues
will still win out the day.


summer left, inspired, at 5.44pm

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on monday we had the confidence buildin programme...we got do the rock climbin, the flyin fox n the donno wat ting is fr 5th storey walk down tt dong dong lor...we were divided into 2 group the 1st group do the flyin fox 1st den the 2nd group do the donnoe wat dong dong the walk down fr 5th floor tt tingy lor...me in 2nd group...den my turn liao hor...i fr 5th floor look down den i started to scream leh...ur will never tot of it bahx...i actually fear of height lehx...lol...i was up there screamin my head off n the sec 4 r doin their mock xam in their hall n i was there goin...ahhhhrrrrrr, ahhhhhrrrrrr n i jus cant help it...den the OM, DM all tt came n tell me don scream don scream but i jus cant stop...lol...even the two instructer oso kept tellin me to shhh shhh n yvonne was nex to me...at 1st she not scared one leh...lol...den hear me scream til lik tt she oso scared liao...lol...i was the onli one screamin the loudest n when i came down...evryone's eyes were so big n they kept tellin me, i cant belive it, u were actually afraid of height ahr...lol...normally i was the one brave enough to kill a crocoach n i was actually overcome by height...lol
oh well, den we go for the nex item lor...the rock climbin, tt one not so bad lah...onli tt the stones hor all so small one...i oso got scream lah...hehe
den nex was the flyin fox...lol...i cant imagine how i will scream lor...we all siao one...we helpin each other to scream one...lol...it was lik when one person go down, we all scream for the dude or gal lor...goin to b my turn liao hor...i realli cant imagine the outcome, lolx...but den it started to rain...he sky vry bad leh, jus when we all havin fun he go rain...hehe...even if i afraid of height i still wanna go try ma, den rain pourin liao...den in the end onli a few get to play it lor...

summer left, still wonderin wat will b the outcome if she jump, at 2.25pm

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yesterday got choir camp...strange hor...choir oso got camp one...oh well, after sch yesterday me n frenz go eat lunch den wait long long time til 3pm den we sing sing sing den 6pm liao we go eat dinner...vry unfair leh...vollyball gals oso got camp den they bbq we onli eat chicken rice =(...n den they hav free time, we mus follow the time limit...den after dinner we had some activities lorx den some gals go bath le, me n some others frenz ly down on grass den we watch the sky n look at the stars (lolx...less den 10 stars nth to c...) den so shiok sia...feel so gd to b alive den we go bath liao lor, the last bach den we tak own sweet time to bath den hor me go back to hall c them play volleyball i oso hand itchi liao wan to play...lolx...i vry playful hor...den play til 12am den we go move the mattress to slp lorx...cant slp...wan to listen to radio cher threaten to confiscate den we preten to slp den we chit chat...den at nite rainin vry cold sia...we freezin n den cher tak blanket cover us...den donnoe which idiot go on one fan to full blast den we all freezin even more...not fair leh...the volleyball gals all each slp one slpin bag n one mattress but we hav to slp 3 ppl on 2 mattress n no slpin bag summore...den today wake up so slpy sia...we had breakfast, cher buy macdonald den we sing sing sing till troat pain pain....den so slpy sia...now when typein dis my eyes oso haf open one...i go watch tv le lah

summer left to watch tv at 7.40pm

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recently got sooo many project to do...but hor i still don feel stress leh...m i human???( knockin my head to c if its hollow)...me so satisfied wif one project, the lit project...we r workin in pairs den me pair wif yvonne n den me mus compose a song n mus hav background music summore...but me n von compose one tune so nice sia...satisfied satisfied, happy happy!!!!! den the background we ask fren to help usein the keyboard, realli thx her leh...haha, i mad le...realli vry happy even if me got so many project....mayb i realli not human...(knockin my head again c inside empty or not)...

summer left at 5.50pm

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pai seh~quite long time didnt blog le cos recently vry busy doin project got 5 projects the teacher all siao one...so many project n the deadline all so short they tink we superman/women izzit? sunday oso cannot rest...oh well, actually frankly speakin hor, i don actually feel stress leh...or can say totally no stress...sumtimes i realli wonder i normal or not leh...exam time all frenz study til siao n parents nervous till siao i oso lik nth happen, still can vry relax lik holiday mood n go arcade play...maybe i realli not human...mayb i'm fr outer space??? well, hu noes? lolx...

summer left to do project(again) at 2.30pm

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muahahaha....me todae so so so so so happy happy happy happy happy sia!
the lit poem the theme bout luv one hor i got 19/20 leh...highest in class...yah!!! lol...vry childish hor...but i realli vry happy leh!!!! i spend so many weeks finally can get 19!!!! muahhahahahaha sosososososososo happy happy happy!!!!

dis is version of my poem:

Linked

Staying by his deathbed,
We fought the painful war togather.
Holding his hand tightly,
I thought of the lovely moments we had together,
Before he was conquered by cancer.

I knew he was going to leave me forever,
Holding the hands of angels heading towards paradise.
During our last moments together,
He told me to live on with courage without him,
And find another true love.

I shook my head,
Tears falling down the corners of my eyes.
As i wept,
I kissed his hand and holding it tight,
I prayed for god to be merciful.

Upon his face,
There was a glow that show no fear,
Only regrets.
With his last strength,
He raised his hands and slowly wipe my tears away.

Smiling at me for the last time,
He closed his eyes.
Ending his pain,
Ending his grief,
To his everlasting sleep.

While he went to that of peace,
To where God was waiting,
I kissed him goodbye.
Even if he had already loosen his grip on my hand,
Our hearts will still be linked,
Together forever.

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summer left smiling ear to ear at 3.30pm

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dis week got too much ting happen liao so no time to blog n my sis makin website use com fr dask to dawn don let me use...so i mus say wat happen day by day...

[mon]

actually nth much, onli mr seo cum our class tell us do wat on tue visit to rulang pri to tutor math n den after tt got choir den mrs kwok announced tt 12 n 13 of march got choir camp n on tt day got wrkshop worth $600 (WOW) n blah blah blah...nth much lah...

[tue]

today got math common test...damn difficult manz...or maybe is b'cos i didnt pay attention lah...my fren all say they noe all sums...i die die liao lah! mus work hard le...cannot slack le lah...n den today go rulang pri there to tutor the pri 5 math...my 'student' damn cute siao...chubby cubby fat fat n vry vry childish but hor teach him math can vomit blood ahr! i teach til wan to die le...

[wed]

die lah...math cher mr seow say math 50% fail...i comfirmed one of them one...he oso say he cannot believe 201 can get such result...haiz...den today after sch me n frens go play volleyball (i br ball to sch) den when we take break hor a group of upper secs i tink...i can comfirmed one of them is sec 5 lah...they cum borrow ball...actually i donnoe them one leh...but nvm lah still lend them lor...den me n frens sit by field to watch the soccer match n figurin out which is sarah's 'hubby'...den we plan to go home liao den me go find those guys cannot find den suddenly they came runnin say the ball drop into the drain! the big drain summore...den i face black black tell them by hook or by crook mus get the ball back lor...den they go climb down the drain n one guy say tt whole singapore shit under their feet n he say til so funny sia the tone so...lol...den when they get back the ball...it stinks sia!!! realli smell lik shit...n den hav to go wash it....ewwww...

[thurs]

today got cross-country run at the wat mariji (sumting lik tt lah...) den run lor....the teachers siao one...tell us run den still tell us bring belongins along....siao lah...how to run....they cannot take care of them for us mehx....n then the whole day onli run lor...

[fri]

nth much oso...i say wan go cut hair but den say say say i fall aslp den when wake up late for taekwondo lesson liao...den got punish sia...from tue to fri PE play volleyball wed play volleyball den thurs run for 45 mins den punishment is push-ups!!!! hand no strength le lah...but the senior vry gd (cos he ask me to be his stead i haven ans him yet) he say nvm den they whole class say he biased...lol

summer left at 7.20pm

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